{"id":16282,"date":"2020-03-16T10:00:40","date_gmt":"2020-03-16T02:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shopee.sg\/blog\/?p=16282"},"modified":"2020-03-16T10:00:40","modified_gmt":"2020-03-16T02:00:40","slug":"dad-jokes-so-bad-you-dont-know-whether-to-laugh-or-cry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shopee.sg\/blog\/dad-jokes-so-bad-you-dont-know-whether-to-laugh-or-cry\/","title":{"rendered":"50 Dad Jokes So Bad, You Don\u2019t Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here\u2019s a list of the best Dad Jokes we\u2019ve heard. Don\u2019t say we never say, some of these Dad Jokes might really make you want to <\/span>vomit blood<\/span><\/i>!<\/span><\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Do you know why the palm tree got struck by the lightning? Well, it suay<\/em>-ed.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
    \"Palm
    (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

    2. Do you know why the mantou did not cry when his mother died? Well, the mantou has no filling.<\/span><\/p>\n

    \"Mantou\"
    (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
      \n
    1. I told my dad that my leg is very <\/span>suan<\/span><\/i> (<\/span>Chinese for sore<\/span><\/i>). My dad replied, \u201cYou stepped on lemon is it?\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
      \"Lemon\"
      (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
        \n
      1. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
        \"Octopus\"
        (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
          \n
        1. How many letters are you familiar with in the English Language? I\u2019m only familiar with 25, I don\u2019t know WHY.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
          \"Hahaha\"
          (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
            \n
          1. Do you know what prisoners use to call each other? CELL phones. <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
            \"Cell
            (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
              \n
            1. Do you know why the bike could not stand up by itself? Well, it was two-tyred. <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
              \"Laugh\"
              (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                \n
              1. Do you know why the vampire didn\u2019t attack Taylor Swift? Well, she had bad blood.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                \"Taylor
                (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                  \n
                1. What is your blood type? Red.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                  \"Evil
                  (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                    \n
                  1. Do you know what you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A frostbite!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                    \"Olaf\"
                    (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                      \n
                    1. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                      \"Deer\"
                      (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                        \n
                      1. So, can February March? Nope! But, April May!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                        \"Baby\"
                        (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                          \n
                        1. Why wasn\u2019t the lady happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total rip off.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                          \"Emma
                          (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                            \n
                          1. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bi-son!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                            \"Buffalo\"
                            (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                              \n
                            1. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Well, no-body knows!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                              \"Shrugging\"
                              (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                \n
                              1. Do you know why a crab or lobster will never share? Well, they\u2019re both SHELLFISH.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                \"Shellfish\"
                                (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                  \n
                                1. Guess what time did the man visit the dentist? He went at Tooth Hurt-y.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                  \"Dentist\"
                                  (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                    \n
                                  1. Why should you read this book about anti-gravity? Well, it is really impossible to put down!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                    \"Haha\"
                                    (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                      \n
                                    1. Did you know the first French Fries were not cooked in France? They were actually cooked in Greece!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                      \"Haha\"
                                      (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                        \n
                                      1. I will not tell you the joke about the piece of paper. It was tearable.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                        \"Haha,
                                        (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                          \n
                                        1. Do you know what you become if you witness a robbery at an Apple Store? You become an iWitness.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                          \"Donald
                                          (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                            \n
                                          1. Do you know why the invisible man turned down the job offer? He couldn\u2019t see himself doing it!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                            \"Invisible
                                            (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                              \n
                                            1. I used to hold a job at a calendar factory. But, I got fired because I took a couple of days off!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                              \"Spongebob\"
                                              (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                \n
                                              1. Do you know how you can make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                \"Laughing
                                                (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                  \n
                                                1. I asked my dad if he was alright. He answered, \u201cNope, I\u2019m half left.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                  \"Roll
                                                  (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                    \n
                                                  1. My mum asked, \u201cHow do I look?\u201d Dad answered, \u201cWith your eyes.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                    \"Baby
                                                    (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                      \n
                                                    1. Do you know what the horse said after it tripped? Help! I can\u2019t giddy-up!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                      \"Horse\"
                                                      (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                        \n
                                                      1. You know what they always say, don\u2019t trust atoms. They make up everything!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                        \"Big
                                                        (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                          \n
                                                        1. Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon? There was great food, but no atmosphere.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                          \"Outerspace\"
                                                          (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                            \n
                                                          1. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                            \"Laughing\"
                                                            (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                              \n
                                                            1. Do you know how a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                              \"Wrestler\"
                                                              (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                \n
                                                              1. Do you know why the scarecrow won the award? Well, it was outstanding in his field.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                \"Finding
                                                                (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                  \n
                                                                1. Do you know why skeletons can never go trick or treating? Well, they have no-body to go with!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                  \"Pikachiu\"
                                                                  (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                    \n
                                                                  1. I told my dad I\u2019ll call him later. He replied, \u201cDon\u2019t call me later. Call me dad.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                    \"Apes\"
                                                                    (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                      \n
                                                                    1. Do you want to hear a joke about construction? Not really. Well, I\u2019m still working on it. <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                      \"Laughing
                                                                      (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                        \n
                                                                      1. What do you call cheese that doesn\u2019t belong to you? Na-cho cheese!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                        \"Laughing
                                                                        (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                          \n
                                                                        1. Do you know what the grape did when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                          \"Laughing
                                                                          (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                            \n
                                                                          1. My dad told me to avoid this sushi. It was a little fishy.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                            \"Peter
                                                                            (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                              \n
                                                                            1. Do you know why you will never see elephants hiding in the trees? Reason being, they\u2019re too good at it!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                              \"Dumbo\"
                                                                              (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                                \n
                                                                              1. Do you know why bananas need sunscreen? Well, they PEEL all the time!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                                \"Banana\"
                                                                                (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                                  \n
                                                                                1. What do you call a fish that is made of only 2 atoms? A 2-Na (<\/span>Tuna<\/span><\/i>).<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                                  \"Tuna\"
                                                                                  (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                                    \n
                                                                                  1. My dad always told me he never trust stairs. They\u2019re always up to something.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                                    \"Staircase
                                                                                    (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                                      \n
                                                                                    1. Did you hear the rumour going around about the butter? Nah, I shouldn\u2019t spread it.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                                      \"Butter\"
                                                                                      (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                                        \n
                                                                                      1. What does our house wear? A-dress.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                                        \"Reaction\"
                                                                                        (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                                          \n
                                                                                        1. My wife told me I\u2019m only average. I told her she\u2019s mean.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                                          \"Laughing
                                                                                          (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                                            \n
                                                                                          1. My dad just had seafood last night and now he\u2019s eel.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                                            \"A-ha!\"
                                                                                            (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                                              \n
                                                                                            1. Why wasn’t I hurt when I got hit in the head by a can of Coke? Well, it was a soft drink.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                                              \"Laughing
                                                                                              (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                                                \n
                                                                                              1. Why did the man name his dogs \u201cTimex\u201d and \u201cRolex\u201d? Well, they were watchdogs!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                                                \"Corgi\"
                                                                                                (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                                                  \n
                                                                                                1. My dad told me he was addicted to the hokey pokey. Thankfully, he managed to turn himself around.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                                                  \"Laughing
                                                                                                  (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                                                    \n
                                                                                                  1. You should sell your vacuum cleaner. It is just gathering dust.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
                                                                                                    \"Spongebob\"
                                                                                                    (giphy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
                                                                                                    \n

                                                                                                    What other dad jokes have you heard of? Share your best dad jokes with us in the comments below!<\/span><\/p>\n

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